Who said ... ?

1 God made the whole numbers, all the rest is the work of man.

2 What is Art? Anything I can get away with.

3 Nature and Nature's laws lay hid in night. God said Let Newton be! and all was light.

4 And God said, Let there be light and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

5 I've loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.

6 I took maths, physics and chemistry for A level. Fom there it was an obvious step to become a transvestite comedian.

7 Dance is the hidden language of the soul.

8 Sculpture to me is primitive, religious, passionate, and magical - always, always affirmative.

9 It's not the men in my life that counts - it's the life in my men.

10 I don't mind how much my ministers talk, so long as they do what I say.

11 I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people.

12 Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales.

13 It is amazing what you can do with an E in A-level art, twisted imagination and a chainsaw.

14 The saddest thing I can imagine is to get used to luxury.

15 I think; therefore I am.

16 The argument of the broken window pane is the most valuable argument in modern politics.

17 When I'm good, I'm very,very good; but when I'm bad I'm better.

18 In the future everybody will be world famous for fifteen minutes.

19 In mathematics you don't understand things, you just get used to them.

20 To see a world in a grain of sand, And a heaven in a wild flower, Hold infinity in the palm of your hand, And eternity in an hour.

21 Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

22 I love work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

23 God does not play dice.

24 I am the greatest, I said that even before I knew I was.

25 I have often wished I had time to cultivate modesty, but I am too busy thinking about myself.

26 This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.

27 There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

28 Human kind cannot bear very much reality.

29 Youth is wasted on the young.

30 Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.

31 Medicine is the art of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.

32 Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.